by Ronald J. Jack
In 1950 Patrick Leo Maguire, an Irish radio personality, wrote a hit folk song under the pseudonym Sylvester Gaffney. Entitled THE BATTLE OF BALTINGLASS, the single was released on a 45 RPM disc and it was in part the inspiration for the Lawrence Earl book ofhe same title. The song lyrics read like a pop-culture scrapbook from the Cold War, and aremore zany than the Lawrence Earl prose which won the 1953 Leacock Medal for Humour.
THE BATTLE OF BALTINGLASS
by Sylvester Gaffney, Dublin 1950
(Air: The South Down Militia)
O, the G.P.O. in Dublin will go down in history,
'Twas there the glorious fight was made that set our country
free,But from Aughrim down to Boland's Mills there's nothing could surpass,
The siege of the sub Post Office in the Town of Baltinglass,
CHORUS:
There were Bren-guns and Sten-guns and whippet tanks galore,
The battle raging up and down from pub to general store:
Between the Vintner and the Cook the pot was quite upset,
And the Minister swore this Irish stew was the worst he ever
'et.
The job of sub-postmaster or mistress, as might be,
Is not exactly one that leads to wealth and luxury:
But Korea was a picnic and Tobruk was just a pup
To the row the day the linesmen came to take the cable up.
Now all the countryside joined in, the lowly and the great;
There were elephant-guns from Poona, and pikes from '98.
But the Cossacks came from Dublin, and the Irish Navy too,
And poor cook, she burnt her fingers on this wretched Irish
stew.
There were gremlins from the Kremlin, and little men from
Mars
Complete with flying saucers and hats festooned with stars.
There were rocket-firing, jet propelled, atomic flying
boats,
And Commandos from the G.P.O. in their oul' tarpaulin coats.
The linesmen made a dash to open up the cable trench
They opened up the sewer instead, Lord save us! what a
stench
A gentleman in jodhpurs swore, "By Jove, they're using
gas"
"The next will be an atom bomb on peaceful
Baltinglass."
Now the case has gone to U.N.O. and we're waiting for the
day,
When Truman, Attlee and McBride will come along and say
"Get back behind your parallel, drop atom bombs and
gas,
"And respect the bound'ries and the laws of Sov'reign
Baltinglass.
LAWRENCE EARL - Part 2 - SHAMROCKS
Sixty years ago a book reviewer chose to list the names of Canadian authors who spent “most of their time in the United States” but he also noted that “New Brunswick author Lawrence Earl and the young Montreal writer Mordecai Richler are finding their destinies in old London”. The differences among our writers were often more than geographic. Earl and Richler for example, were both Canadian born Jews, but while Richler expertly tilled the rich ethnic soil of Jewish religion, traditions and culture which rooted him and produced some of the truly great Canadian novels of his century, Earl chose the adventure genre and ignored the streets and characters of his youth. In Saint John he learned the camera arts, but memories of his native city never inspired the writing man. The result? Lawrence Earl is frequently mis-identified by those who consult his early non-fiction, and the novels he produced for Canadian readers are seldom encountered.
After the success of YANGTSE INCIDENT Lawrence
Earl immediately sought another book project. He was in luck! JOHN
BULL magazine assigned him to cover a fascinating story in Ireland that had
already been immortalized by a folk song recorded in Dublin. It was called THE
BATTLE OF BALTINGLASS. Sensing that he was mining valuable ore,
Earl signed another contract with his publisher George Harrap.
Baltinglass was, in 1950, a village of some 800 souls, located quite near
Dublin. Its tiny sub-post office doubled as an agency for paying
government fees and telephone bills. The job was a valuable sinecure. When the
position was re-allocated the resulting furor came close to igniting open
sectarian violence. In his book of the same title
Lawrence Earl stuck to his preferred style of peppering prose with
carefully fabricated dialogue. In the Preface he wrote “Because
it is not fiction I lacked the happy licence of the novelist who arranges his
facts to suit the plot, who can plumb the minds of his characters, enter locked
doors, and eavesdrop on deep secrets.”
Without a doubt, "Baltinglass" is Earl's finest book. Although I sought in vain any trace evidence of the author's New Brunswick education or influences in the novel, I must note that the
principle action of the story takes place on Mill Street and Main Street in the
village of Baltinglass. It is merely a coincidence that there was a Mill Street - Main
Street junction in Saint John, N.B. where Earl grew up. There is no way of knowing if Mr. Earl
smiled when he stood on the corner of Mill and Main in distant Ireland, but I
would like to believe he had a 'moment'.
In creative style as in the use of elastic veracity, Lawrence Earl’s
non-fiction was very much in step with fellow Canadian author Farley Mowat,
and indeed both writers were in the 1950s relying on ARGOSY and other popular
“Men’s magazines” of the era, to establish an American reader base.
Lawrence Earl's third book, CROCODILE FEVER,
was condensed for the Sept. 1954 ARGOSY magazine.
A very serviceable description of events in Baltinglass is
provided in a review published in Australia in 1952 (below). I like the
reviewer’s conclusion that – “Mr. Earl’s book is as Irish as shamrocks,
and a manual for agitators.” Harrap sold the Canadian rights to publisher
Clarke Irwin who marketed the book as a work of humour. As a result in 1953
Lawrence Earl was awarded the coveted Leacock Medal. His third work of
non-fiction, CROCODILE FEVER: A True Story of Adventure, appeared
in 1954. It described the career of a successful croc-hunter. In the U.S. it
was published as RIVER OF EYES (a better title) and
condensed for ARGOSY magazine.
At the risk of being caught at large in the cape and mask of a
pedantic outlaw, I have to point out that by assuming a purely Anglo-Canadian
identity, and eschewing opportunities to draw from his family heritage, Lawrence Earl avoided a contribution to the important body of Jewish Canadian writing we now study in our schools. He was a part of that community and yet apart. If I didn't care about New Brunswick history I would not quibble about gaps in its literature. It is not so bad that some Canadian writers get
Earl facts wrong - for example R.B. Fleming in his recent
biography of Peter Gzowski, labelled YANGSTE INCIDENT
"his novel". Worse are the writers who frequently refer to
Earl as "a British journalist" or some variant phrase, but it is
entirely Earl's doing. He was creator of his own identity. (NOTE: If Earl did write any memoir piece for the Saint John newspaper, I
would like to learn of it.)
Though he was still living and working in
London, Earl’s first novel THE
FROZEN JUNGLE, [1956] was written
for the Canadian market. His subject, the dramatic tale of survival after a
plane crash in Labrador, made total sense for the time period. In fact the tale
was literally ripped from the pages of the newspapers. Ottawa and Washington were
pouring millions of dollars and many thousands of workers into the North,
rushing completion of the chain of distant early warning radars known as the
DEW LINE. During a twelve-month period, eighteen of 81 civilian aircraft
working under contract to military project sites crashed in the North.
Just as his early non-fiction had been promoted in JOHN
BULL magazine, Earl’s first novel was serialized in Canada. It appeared
over four weeks in 1956, supported by a dozen drawings prepared by a WEEKEND
magazine illustrator. WEEKEND was published in Montreal, and was
descended from the STANDARD Photo News, where Earl got his start
as a young newsman. (see Part 1) It is claimed that in the mid-1950s
he took up writing books full time, but in fact he was still doing freelance
journalism and editing, while his photographs were still being purchased by
magazines.
By the 1960s the Earl's were dividing their time between London and Toronto, but they lived almost five decades as Londoners. Mr. Earl completed two more Canadian
novels, the last a thriller published in 1969. In old age he finally moved back to New
Brunswick, accompanied by his journalist wife Jane Armstrong. They
took up residence at Driftwood Cottage, the Wiezel's old summer home at Grand Bay on the St. John River, where he
could relax with his Glenfiddich and his collection of fishing tackle.
In 1999 Lawrence Earl received an honorary doctorate from U.N.B. which acknowledged a lifetime in letters.
He died in 2005 at the age of 89 and his burial was in Shaarei Zedek, the Jewish section of Fernhill
Cemetery in Saint John.
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